Mamba.. [Sigh] Out

The guy I grew up immortalizing. The guy I shaped the way I do things to this very day. The guy I’ve spent countless hours in that backyard on 2nd Avenue on 92nd street imitating his exact moves. The guy I’ve been spent more thought regarding than perhaps anything else in life period. That Kobe Bryant guy, the childhood hero who I truly thought was invincible, was put on the shelf with a single pop. Complete torn achilles. Our leader, our captain, our general, our everything is down. 17 years, 31,583 points, 54,754 minutes played all together (including playoffs and Team USA obligations), and a million broken hearts shattered into a kajillion pieces across the world. Kobe’s season ended, and maybe the Lakers’ season ended with his as he hobbled towards the locker room in the Lakers’ 118-116 victory over the Warriors Friday night. You forget, they won the game. Why, because it surly doesn’t feel like it. Feels like your heart and soul was forcefully ripped from your body simultaneously.

The tears. Literally asked myself five hours prior when was the last time I cried at something sports related upon listening to Colin Cowherd ask Sports Guy Simmons when was the last time he cried due to something sports related. Me? Had to be when I was 12 when the Lakers’ three-peat run ended at the hands of the San Antonio Spurs in May of 2003. Almost ten full years, huh? Didn’t think I’d be shedding tears Friday night unless it was at the hands of Happy Endings, and joyful ones at that. The legit tears of seeing your childhood hero, eyes red as cherries along with weary and distraught covering all of his face with the knowledge of the truth we all can’t deny no matter how much we fight it. Kobe is down. A sight we’re not at all use to. But he’s certainly not out for good.
Like someone said last night, it was a punch to the gut. I was thinking more of a knife to the chest or to the kidney. You never thought this could happen to him, the mighty Kobe Bean, the cyborg. Yeah, Father Time is undefeated, and we all know he was coming for Kobe like the killer in a Scream movie and he was going to get to him, it was just a matter of time; but given the way Kobe has ducked and dodged him these last couple of seasons, I foolishly started to think Kobe could be the one to out-smart him long enough to leave on his terms. That’s how amazing Kobe has been with injuries, pain tolerance and etc.; the guy isn’t human, and I actually thought he wasn’t, until April 12th, 2013.

Those three plays of him getting hurt on perhaps three different injuries — the knee, the ankle and then the achilles — they were, in retrospective, him breaking down right before our very eyes. That image will be singed into my brain for at least the entire duration of his rehab, however long that will be, 6-9 months, whatever. It gives me goosebumps simply thinking about it, let alone me being able to watch replays of them. He kept fighting. A freak play it was, and he always, always thanked his incredible luck whenever he obtained yet another milestone of never having a true terrible injury to deal with. I’d think about that from time to time. How you see guys go down with ACL tears (seemingly every couple weeks these days), serious back injuries and many more, and we see this guy hurt and play through everything every single night; just a several sprained ankles, mangled index finger, torn ligament in his wrist, ripped up shoulder, bone spurs and a plethora more. But I guess it’s his turn to come back from something so devastating as this.

Kob
And I don’t care about anything else: what Mike D’Antoni should’ve done and what Phil Jackson would’ve and today’s stupid argument; whether they should amnesty him this summer to save money; anything Jim Buss related given so many people have such a strong opinion on someone you’d hear from once every other few months; don’t care about whether they can win these last two games to clinch “We’re no. 8″ or even if they get in what can they do, none of it. I only care about the guy who literally left it all on the court simply to get our bad luck ridden team to a more-than-likely four or five-game dismantling at the hands of the Thunder in the postseason. Honestly, I simply wanted them in the playoffs just to avoid the “biggest disappointment in team sports history” title. They’ve shouldered that moniker all throughout this dreadful season with their unbelievable luck and he wasn’t going to let them down, unless something took him down and took him out, which something/someone did. Father Time. He finally caught up with him after all this time. But knowing what it costed us—our heart and soul, our everything. Knowing that, I’ll gladly go around Los Angeles, walk Wilshire Blvd or Crenshaw with a shirt the reads, “I’m a Proud Fan of the All-Time Most Disappointing Team in Sports History” if it meant knowing I’d see 24 jot back on defense while chewing on his jersey after hitting another one of his patented turnaround fadeaway jumpers.

All of this is truly unbelievable, I, like others who’ve watched him all these years, still can’t fully wrap our minds around this whole thing less than 24 hours later. Woke up Saturday morning thinking all of this was a terrible nightmare where you’re in some REM world frighten, uneasy, looking for help to turn to, but there isn’t anyone there. You’re attempting to scream but there isn’t anything coming out. So heartbreaking. I don’t even have the heart go read his 3AM Facebook post. He gave us everything he had during this nightmare in itself season from hell, and back, and in hell once again. This season was doomed from the start, and he tried his damndest to carry this team, this city, on his shoulders under all the expectations and it was simply too much. Just like that, a single pop did him in; a single pop derailed inhuman Kobe. Our fallen solider, our proven leader, our grand general, my childhood hero. We all know he’ll be back, whether it’s six months, or nine, or a full year—he’ll be back. And we’ll be waiting for you, Kob. You’ve done so much for all of us these last 17 years. The least we can do is stand by you every step of the way in your toughest challenge to date.

A Not So “Happy Ending” on the Horizon?

There was a billboard at the intersection of Western and Redondo Beach promoting Happy Endings‘ joyous move to Tuesday nights over the summer, but, as we all know, it’s been far from joyous as one of television’s critically-acclaimed comedies (Sorry, CBS) is merely on the brink of a not too happy ending (Had to get that out my system, okay?). I noticed that billboard when driving around getting acclimated to the area after moving to my current residence last July. Shortly after, I began watching Happy Endings full-time after going through each episode everyday for a couple of weeks. The first time I saw an episode of Endings was actually during its first season after ABC advertised the return of Damon Wayans to their home for a guest spot playing, you guessed it, Brad’s father. I thought it was crucial; this important reunion between Damon senior and ABC after he ended his four-year run with one of my favorite shows of all-time, My Wife & Kids, earlier in the 2000s, plus the passing of the torch on to his son (Damon Wayans Jr.) to carry on through the rest of this decade — meaning, I had to watch. And I loved it. It was funny, new, fresh, interesting, raunchy, did I mention funny? What I wanted in a 22-minute show. However, it didn’t drag me in enough for me to garner adding it to my then slim list of television shows to watch; not to mention the NBA Playoffs were just commencing at the time. Yet, that’s Endings’ problem now, there aren’t enough people who were dragged in and watching this amazingly funny ensemble of the new age Friends devotedly like I’ve done this season.

It was suppose to be an easy move to Tuesday nights for Endings, but all it became to be was a season long ass-kicking in ratings forcing more multiple night switching than Saturday night shifts for someone in an actual relationship who wants to stay in one. ABC has done as bad a job with Endings as the Chicago Bulls’ management regarding this Derrick Rose ACL injury situation, if not worst (But thanks again for ending my daily nightmare, though). Starting Endings out on Tuesday to go head-to-head with Fox’s 9pm comedy gem, New Girl, then when Liz Meriwhether and company out-did their ABC rival almost every week, executives at Disney moved the seven buds to Sundays briefly, before officially moving them to their current Friday death sentence—aka DOA Friday Nights. Sure hope David Caspe said his prayers while on the quick Sunday run, because they’re going to need them.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m going to be there with them when they return from their two-month in-season hiatus Friday only because I don’t have a life as it is and won’t have anything else better to do (barring any basketball obligations), but what about everyone else? All the viewers this brilliantly done show deserves, will they be there with me? Well… Fridays on the small screen in 2013 on ABC isn’t quite Fridays on the small screen in 1997-98 on ABC with TGIF—Boy Meets World received a series-best 11.6 million viewers that season, but that’s the ol’ mighty Boy Meets World. Fridays are meant, for those actually with social lives, catching something on the big screen, out at bars/clubs, out in general, not in front of your TV, that’s what Sunday through Thursdays are for. Many assume with Endings‘ not able to find a consistent home to showcase their comedically genius one-upsmanship this season, and with ABC dropping the ball and giving them a undeserved Friday night punishment, we more than likely wont be seeing a fourth season. There is even a petition with over 1,200 John Hancocks available. Then ABC had the nerve make it seem as it’s on us if we don’t show up to our TV sets these next few Fridays to Save Happy Endings.

The absolute nerve. They’re going to pull the plug regardless and say we’re the ones to blame, we’re the ones who had a chance but gave them no other decision. Make it seem we were with the cord in our hands as this great comedy dies like all the others, while they’re too busy gushing over their Scandal, Dancing with the Stars and whatever other shows that are top priority to them.

In preparation for tonight’s return, I watched a few episodes last night and, even after two long months that felt more like twelve months, it all came rushing back. The rapid, intese comedy, punchlines, pop references, raunchy jokes that seemingly come straight from our favorite R-rated movies. It was like they never left; those characters who’ve put a stamp on your heart, and on your funny bone at the same time. Brad and Jane reminding you why they’re one of TV’s best married couples. Their love is amazingly uncanny, you forget their one, if not the only, interracial married couple on TV. So beautiful. Then there is Dave and Alex, who the pilot centered around their break-up at the alter but given how they’re two very eccentric social entities who go together, they eventually found their way back into to each other’s arms like one is a magnent and the other is metal. Max for representing the non-traditional gay person we’ve been accustom to seeing on the small screen – the ever so lovable gay guy everyone, and I mean, EVERYONE who we wished eaten our leftovers right out our fridge. He brings so many different aspects into his character that you at times forget he’s even into dudes. And Penny, beautiful, clumsy, awkward, funny Penny. There isn’t enough positively great adjectives to describe her. She, in my opinion, is the glue to the magic between the seven of them. Of course watching so many epsodes, you obviously get attached to the characters, so much, I didn’t mind their Harlem Shake rendition — and I absolutely loathe that stupid trend.

It’s such a shame how they’ve been treated this season. I would’ve never known two springs ago when I DVR’d that one episode of Endings that two years later this would be a classic injustice while we attempt to wheel it away from the ledge after it was forced out onto by ABC. Who knew when I swiftly went through the first three seasons last summer, literally, gleefully laughing my ass off that this show was on the verge of the end right after I got on board. Two years ago in the beginning, I wasn’t sure if I’d hang around to see if this show had a chance to test the television comedy time. But two years later, after forty-seven [aired] episodes I’ve seen, seemingly hundred of hours in laughter from this show, I know for sure about this TV show that I obviously didn’t know then—whether it does unfairly go down this May or gets another season, it’s great to know it won me over two years ago, it just took me a little time to join the bandwagon. Hopefully, ABC’s executives can take their heads out of their asses and join us. And if not, I have no problem going down along with that bandwagon.

More Vintage General Bean

The Los Angeles Lakers may not make the playoffs. Dwight Howard may leave $30 Million on the table and leave this summer leaving this franchise without our superstar for the future. Mike D’Antoni may actually still believe he was the correct coach for this job. But one thing that is still set in stone: Kobe Bryant’s amazing will for greatness and legendary status still remains unparallel to anyone else in the NBA after all these years. Yes, while LeBron James is going around finally playing like we all envisioned him playing three, four, five years ago these past two weeks; and Chris Paul displaying why he’s the best leader and best pure point guard — still holding out for you, Mr. Rose, take you time; hell, even with Kyrie Irving surprisingly closing the distance between him and CP in record-breaking time — what Kobe is doing is still amazing nonetheless. At 34 years of age, still at this prolific level of productivity, this guy shouldn’t be playing as well as he is. 34 years, well over 50,000 minutes played, a plethora of injuries under his belt, going under the knife a few times, plus the burdan of performing on the highest level every night against the world’s best athletes in a scolding hot spotlight that is known to be the second biggest market; yet, he’s still putting together greatness by Kobe Bryant standards we all must appreciate. And just when you attempt to questioned him in perhaps his most difficult season filled with disappointment and frustration, just when you thought he couldn’t “close” anymore and Kevin Durant was the reigning “Closer” of this league, Kobe’s performance yesterday in Dallas was one of those “Damn! That guy is still pretty damn good” performances in a game they needed to get among LA’s chase down for one of the final playoff spots.

Mark Cubans’ comments early in the week couldn’t keep the infamous Kobe Scowl from making a rare mid-day Sunday appearance. And on Oscar Sunday, too? But this wasn’t an act, just Kobe, well, being Kobe. Or, Kobe Doin’ Work. 38 points on 13-for-21 shooting—efficient—12 boards and 7 dimes; he even went 4-for-5 from three-point land when he was pathetically 2-for-37 prior to Sunday. And don’t forget the amazing block that if LeBron saw during the highlights, he’d more than likely have flashbacks to the “Old Man’s” All-Star Game Block Party. After Cuban made his comments earlier in the week, I knew Bean would have something in store for Mr. Shark Tank, I knew Cuban was going to pay in some fashions, and low and behold, one of his best games in quite some memory.. then have the nerve to have a drops the mic moment after said performance. Unbelievable.

This was one of those games that gave me major goosebumps thinking about throughout the day following the 103-99 victory. It gave me even more goosebumps watching the highlights then watching the replay of the game early Monday morning. I already knew the results, but that didn’t stop me from sitting there at 1:30a.m truly excited re-watching this game. Reliving one Mamba’s signature games in a long 17 years meant that much to me. I thought this was one of those astonishing Kobe performances we’d remember forever. How he made sure, on national television, in a tight playoff race, with an old, banged up team along with its mediocre coach and heavy hearts, he pulled them through once again by putting them on his shoulders like when he was 24 with another center with a Superman moniker, instead of 34. No, this wasn’t the 81-point game versus Toronto; no, not one of his consecutive 50-point games; not exactly 62 points in three quarters versus this same franchise December of 2005; nor was it Game 6 in Phoenix in 2010, but this… this maybe up there, if not better, in my opinion. The undeniable feeling of, we’re not losing this game, over my dead body. Swish. Mavs answered with another bucket, only to be answered once again, and again, and again. Classic Kobe, sending the Dallas faithful home in disappointment, and sort of amazement, thinking, “That guy is still kicking.. Not to mention still kicking our ass.”

Honestly, I don’t know if the Lakers are making the playoffs, I’m also not sure if they deserve to reach the postseason party given how they’ve played this season; not to mention what they’ve put us fans through, but at least one guy should be there, the guy with 24 on his golden armor—and he reminded us all why Sunday. Even if this was just another game of the 82 in February, another road game of the 41, one of their 28 wins in 57 attempts, Kobe Bean Bryant simply tightened the grip on legendary status in a performance I’ll never forget. Who truly knows if he hangs it up in a year and a half like he’s teased, but if this was his final true, vintage Kobe performance for the ages, then I’ll be fine with it, knowing this may have been my favorite. A performance that reminds us to appreciate what’s he has, is and will be when we look back at him when he’s gone. An amazing reminder to appreciate him every single night he laces them Nikes up like never before given a year and a half from now may come sooner than we’d like. He may never catch Jordan in championships, but after performances like Sunday’s, it may not matter all that much at this point. Even Jordan knows it.

ÜCSB Week 9: The Mother of all Tuesdays

Nick & Jess

When I got the idea to [attempt to] write about these three shows almost every Tuesday, I originally envisioned more weeks like this week — Great, phenomenal, hilarious, among other positive adjectives to describe the Tuesday comedies of ABC and Fox. But we didn’t, there were weeks Happy Endings shouldn’t have been on the same night let alone the same time slot of its Tuesday night 9pm rival; and of course Mindy finding what she wants that show to be in it’s rookie season isn’t going to give quality results week in and week out. I didn’t want New Girl only being the class of the night while the others struggle just to be relevant, and then tonight, we get the full sweep. Four-for-four. All four episodes of great comedic – and most times awkward – bliss that melted me. This is what I envisioned my Tuesdays being back in October. We have a few more weeks to go, New Girl may go on to win this in the end, but at least, by the look of it, we’re on board for quality 2013 sitcom comedy that the great sitcoms from the late 90s, early 00s who’ve moved onto the great syndication in the sky would be proud of.

(Week 9 Notes: The 4-episode sweep)

  • The Mindy Project: For twelve weeks, I’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for an episode of The Mindy Project to make me say afterwards, “Now this is what I’m talking about, Mindy!” Everyone pretty much knows the pilot to this was the breakout new show out of all the other wannabes. It was originally called It’s Messy, but soon later changed to its current title. I feel the first twelve weeks, even though I’ve liked just about every episode before tonight, it really does need work; however, thought it was rightfully so given it’s in its first season and they’re trying to figure things out – pretty much what I seem to say every week. But this week’s episode, this is the episode that truly emerges as one of the better episodes a network TV channel will air all week. No coincidence this is the episode BJ Novak – Mindy’s legitimate close friend from The Office co-wrote and guest starred in. It’s transparent as Vh1’s devil-like ways in airing the WSHH-esque programming every Monday that Mindy and BJ together are gold together (I still say Kelly Kapoor and Ryan Howard could’ve had their own spinoff), whether it’s on NBC and The Office, or here on Fox and The Mindy Project. They propel this week’s episode into this series other constituents; i’s like the rookie wall in the NBA, but in reverse. Oh, and Indian Jones references/costumes, John Cusack 2K13 and Morgan attempting to purchase sea animals where pluses, too. And Mindy’s other best friend from college shines in her crippled state. Novak said something to Inside TV that caught my eye and I, again, been saying for weeks, this show is evolving, we’re watching it grow in front of our eyes while still trying to figure things out and what works. It’s not your average comedy; it’s a romantic comedy that’s 22 minutes long each week instead of a 90-minute movie that’s dull and tedious because they’re all the same – except for Celeste and Jesse Forever. It’s a show that is finally moving in the proper direction, it felt much different than the first batch they made, it felt fresh; another coincidence after two other Tuesday comedies on ABC and Fox got the axe? Feel like Mindy finally has an excellent episode under her belt next to her whip to make sure she doesn’t end up like Ben & Kate.
  • Happy Endings: Happy Endings is the show with the most experience out these three, yet have been the most affected by some sort of change by executives. First it was having its season end in March due to ABC’s unique scheduling and more programming aspirations in other shows that they needed to air episodes on Sundays, and now this: scratch Sundays with the Happy Endings crew because it’s Tuesday night pal in Don’t Trust A Bitch in Apt. 23 have been evicted from the H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch in Charge) in higher ABC rooms. Meaning, that extra episode EH was holding up on Sundays is now at 9:30pm on Tuesdays. That’s right, back-to-back episodes of network TV’s best raunchiest comedy. The first episode centers around Max getting revenge on the gang after using the trick The Fresh Prince and Carlton used on Geoffrey back in the 90s which leads the explosion of an old school limousine, raining popcorn (Which sounds scrumptious right now) and Penny be proposed to by her boyfriend Pete. So glad this show finally has a greater arc above all its hilarious madness that can guide it easily as all other TV shows into it’s season finale, which is sooner than we’d all think now episodes come doubled in a course of an hour on Tuesdays. Truly loved both episodes – then I realized something about this show: this can’t be compared to New Girl, neither Mindy, all three shows, even though they’re facing off – sort of – here Tuesdays (and in ratings, of course), but they’re three totally different shows in their own lane. It’s like artists, one is KiD CuDi, another would be Adele, and another is The xx. All three make great music, but in their own way that is totally different from each other – yet they’re vying for supremacy ever week – which would be the Grammy’s in their case.
  • New Girl: Remember back in Week 5 when I finally realized just how great this TV show was after it gave us, in my opinion, perhaps the two best episodes of the season thus far? Well, I think I have a new favorite episode I wouldn’t be surprised I end up watching a few times between now and next Tuesday. Cooler, written beautifully by Rebecca Addelman, infused a plethora of different New Girl-like facets with their amazing characters who continue to grow each week that almost left me in a ball in the corner with my arms wrapped around my knees that left me asking myself after I watched, “Why was this episode so fucking great?!” Promoted as “The Kiss” in teaser commercials where fans are finally given the long anticipated “and it finally begins” with Jess and Nick finally getting together. I always said the longer they wait, the better off for the show, meaning, they didn’t have to force it down our throats given it was an obvious storyline – not like the WWE did this past Sunday with the terribly obvious ending of John Cena winning the Royal Rumble and The Rock winning the WWE Championship. But Liz and crew held it off until the latter end of its second season; they must have felt it was the perfect time to throw us our curveball now, rather than give in and go off the continual out-pour of tweets from fans begging for the two to finally do something about their corky, weird yet obvious romance aspirations every time they have a slight opening for it every Tuesday. Nick and Jess finally rubbed faces at Nick’s convenience, but only after he avoids doing it earlier when forced to by everyone else by going out on the ledge of the loft’s building after our favorite drinking game – True American – made its season 2 debut in the most stripe poker-like way ever. A network TV comedy shouldn’t make me laugh uncontrollably, cause for me to shake because I don’t know what’s going to happen next, while root for a certain something to happen as if it was Game 7 of the NBA Finals. But I do for this show. The first week I felt the other two stepped up their game to New Girl‘s level, then New Girl goes to another level like Jordan in the playoffs, while laughing back at the competition saying, “You’re no where near my level!” Every week I ask myself what’s my favorite show, is it New Girl or is it Parks and Recreation? I always find myself saying it’s New Girl, but most of the time, I also find myself watching Parks & Rec on Netflix most nights. When I ask myself later this week, as I do pretty much every week, I’m going with Fox’s 9pm anchor.

Verdict: Fox 7, ABC 4

Rock Bottom Never Tasted So.. Bitter

Dwight

I’ve been looking for the perfect analogy for how I feel during this 2012-13 Lakers season so far, and I think I’ve finally found it. Know how Shawn Michaels forfeited the WWE title in 1995 and was “forced” to retire on RAW? He conceded the belt to Vince McMahon and gave this teary-eyed speech, which is known for “Shawn Loses His Smile.”  That’s how I feel about the first forty-two games of the Lakers season.  At 17-25, four games out the eighth and final playoff spot, yet, three games from worst in the west, to say this entire season has tested all of our willpower as far as becoming alcoholics and taking antidepressants following this team would be an understatement  “This team is on its way to a disaster,” the words of the Hall of Famer James Worthy following the team’s seventh straight road lost in Memphis. I don’t know where “on its way” is coming from, because we’re already there.

This season has had everything from going win-less in the preseason; TWC Sports Net not being available on cable providers; losing the 38-year-old point guard to a broken leg for two months in the second game; a 1-4 start only to be proceeded by the original coach (Who’s name I refuse to say) being pink slipped after the fifth game; an intense spell given by the injury bug; a deep flirtatious spirit with the coach with eleven championship rings only to choose the wrong guy; Kobe joining Twitter and immediately trolling; a six-game losing streak; the benching of a 7-foot Spaniard who won this franchise two championships once upon a time and so much more.

It’s been a nightmare, a train wreck, a disaster, that, unfortunately, us hard-core fans can’t look away from. The classic car crash example – it’s so awful, however, you can’t look away. How is just three months ago we thought they’d be playing in June? They look so bad they maybe shouldn’t even be playing here in January. Remember when Metta World Peace said they’d challenge the 72-win Bulls? Well, they’re on pace to beat that if you’re counting moral victories. Just end it now, please. “They sucked the life out of me,” tokened from TNT’s Steve Kerr who called their game Monday in Chicago. At least he doesn’t watch every game possible. It’s been like this all season long. They’ve broken me, twice! It’s to the point they’re making hate basketball. Remember, basketball is supposed to be my first love; Spalding and I were picking out houses at an early age. This team has taken a sledgehammer, a chainsaw and a fair amount of C4 to the foundation of this relationship.

I can’t enjoy basketball right now – having NBA League Pass is like having a female friend who you’re close with who has the same name as your ex-girlfriend who just ripped out your heart and stomping on it with her 6-inch heels before going out with her new man. Every time you’re around her or talking to her, she reminds you of the pathological woman who has you drinking alcohol at 11am on a Wednesday. I can’t enjoy other games especially knowing they are teams like the cursed Clippers who’ve taken over as Los Angeles’ representative spot for title contender. And it’s not just the Freak Friday-esque potential there with the Clippers, the Thunder, who we all mocked and ridiculed for trading away James Harden before the season began, is on another level – let alone lunch room table – right now. I can’t even believe to comprehend how we laugh at Sam Presti and that team and thought they handed the conference back over to the guys in purple and forum blue on a silver platter. Kevin Durant is going around doing whatever he wants to whomever he wants to. They’re a rival now and I’m suppose to hate him, no matter how great of a person he is. Oh, and he – the three-time reigning scoring champion – took back the scoring lead from Kobe. To add insult to injury.

And other teams are good; The Grizzles are solid amid their recent trade talks, the Spurs are the Spurs, even the Warriors are the second best team in California (I’m clinging to two victories over the Dubs, by the way, that tells you enough about this Lakers season). And in the east, Miami is Miami (Unfortunately), the two New York teams are revalant in a good way, the Bulls have been fine with The Return of Derrick Rose looming, watch out for Indiana; the only sense of happiness is from the Celtics, who are under .500, too, but by only a game. I have this joke: us Lakers and Celtics fans belong together. We deserve each other, we hang out while hating every other team in our respective conferences doing substantially beter than us. We bring the sappy music, they bring the liquor — and I get first dibs on Maria Menounos when we’re all plastered. However, they’re disappointment doesn’t match the Lakers’, but for the time being, it’ll suffice.

As for this team, I don’t even know anymore. Where did the beginning of this demise commence?  Some feel it was at the hands of our beloved (And sometimes hated) commissioner David Stern when said uh-uhn to the infamous Chris Paul trade in December of 2011. Others may think to when Phil Jackson was swept into retirement at the hands of the Dallas Mavericks spring 2011. Most will say it’s when Jim Buss took over for his failing-in-health father Jerry Buss in running this franchise. Jim was the guy who wanted Mike Brown, Jim was the guy who had Andrew Bynum on a pedestal so high from everything else and reluctant to trade him, Jim was the guy who didn’t want to brink back his sister’s boyfriend after the dismissal of Brown. It’s an on-going narrative here in LA about how bad Jim Buss has done since taking over; of course, it’s easy to blame him when, he’s not out there turning the ball over at alarming rates, or have terrible transition defense, or getting blown by the opponent on the perimeter every time down, or the reason Chris Duhon has played 748 minutes so far this year, or even carrying around stat sheets complaining to anyone with a pulse that he’s not getting enough quality touches. But he’s at the very top; sometimes the owner or person running the team is indicative of the product, even when they are four future Hall of famers on the floor.

Not sure what to think of this team right now. I always thought, even when struggling, they’d make the playoffs because they have too much talent not to. But if you ask me now, I’m not sure what would come out my mouth other than a couple of expletives. Spent so much time in the first several weeks, like most fans, throwing out quality excuses to why this team has underachieved. Feels like I’ve wasted so much of my life doing so. As much as it pains me to admit, this team, this franchise, hell, this fan base is a laughingstock right now; a joke that isn’t going away right now. Dead corpses that lay out in the sun everyday rotting away until something changes – whether it’s a trade (Which I doubt), another coaching change (Even when they’re tied to $25 million in coaching), or simply the current coach changing philosophy – or until it deteriorates away. This team as no life, no energy; I feel embarrassed, feel ashamed to wear this Lakers bracelet out in public on game days. Feel anger when I see other teams excelling. I’m worried this could be it for Kobe’s hopes of catching Jordan. I feel like the guy running our team is running it into the ground. I feel… Dear God! I feel like a Clippers fan prior to Chris Paul. This Freaky Friday season here in Los Angeles has taken it’s toll on me, and this Lakers team has killed the rest. Know the Sports Illiustrated Cover with Dwight and Nash donning the cover? Now this is going to be FUN between the two – that seem 30 years ago, rather than only three months ago. They look happy, they looked excited, and so were us fans. Basketball is suppose to be the happy place, to get away from every other thing that is bad in life. But basketball isn’t fun right now, nor healthy at this juncture as a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers; and this team sure as hell far from fun. Not even Robert Sacre celebrations can help. That is if you count having a flaming meteor flying right into this team and destroying everything fun.

Fun fact about the SI issue: I never got around to reading it, guess I never will now.

ÜCSB Week 8: Kickball, Bunk Beds & Indian Orgies

Previously on ÜCSB

Yes, you read that correctly. Three of my favorite things in life, actually. Week 8 offers us all of those three, plus horses being put down (unfortunately), grown men in the underwear at night, lesbians, hashbags and many more.

(Week 8 Notes: New, new and new episodes, buddy)

  • The Mindy Project: Last week it was a pleasure to meet and get to know Mindy’s younger brother, this week, we get to know her BFF’s daughter, Riley. As Mindy suffers from a little BFF separation, she attempts to get Gwen into the city for Weekend at Mindy’s, she must get a bunk bed built for Riley to entice her enough to want to have a sleepover at her Godmother’s. After the Dr. Castellano-built bunk bed collapses (Guess he’s a OBGYN for a reason, right? Or should we blame it for the lack of Led Zeppelin tunes?) onto Gwen’s arm fracturing it, Mindy’s has to embark on one of life’s toughest tasks: babysitting. Clearly, babysitting her goddaughter isn’t her forte like awkward first dates that fails most of the time. You know, when you have to play with, entertain and sometimes tells stories to children, who am kidding, that’s how I got into the babysitting ranks, let them do as they please as long as they don’t burn the house down. Want to take the time out to share my new thing: Bunk Bed Buddies. I like see a couple of guys who share an adequate appreciation for each other to the point they’d be bunk bed buddies if they lived together. Like JR. Smith and Steve Novak of the New York Knicks; Tiger Woods and Rory Mcllroy; Chuck and Kenny on TNT — it’s my newest theory baby, give it time, it’ll explode in 2013, I’m copyrighting it now. But back to Mindy, Week 8 also saw another level of Dr. C; when he wasn’t building faulty bunk beds we, he was flirting with hot (familiar) girls pirates in the emergency room, not to mention his colleagues, who he dragged in on a Saturday, find a passionate letter he wrote to his ex-wife. Are we going to see more venerable Danny Castellano stuff and less jerk stuff for the remainder of the season? An in-depth path through the series’ most guarded characters? Gets the OK from me.
  • Happy Endings: Adam Polly shed some light on why Endings added an extra night, and it’s what I pretty much assumed. Though some may feel it’s a bad thing, I figure that couldn’t have been the case given how great this show is and it was coming on after Dancing with the Stars a few weeks in the fall, it had to attract some extra viewers, right? Anyway. Sunday’s episode, which originally aired apart of Season 2 in the UK back in May, had the gang in a kickball tournament. Have I ever mentioned how much I love kickball? Well, at least fifth and sixth grade me does. Oh the memories. But seeing the guys try and be the cinderella kickball team, with the help of the Chicago Bears’ Lance Briggs, who shocks the world inner Chicago and wins the NKC was good enough to keep me satisfied along with Bunt Cake’s antics; then Tuesday’s The Ex Factor held the show on its two legs and said to me, “DJ, we’re not going down this week without a fight!” They said that by sharing Jane’s lesbian past, getting Dave, Max & Alex to drool over Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Penny continuing to find ways to be as awkward as she can. Having two HE‘s to watch on Tuesday is actually something I don’t mind, even if it means more words for this every week.
  • New Girl: This week was the week I took a further leap into the world of Nick Miller, well sort of. First, Monday learning of Nick/Jack off the screen, then Tuesday we meet his father, played by Dennis Farina. Like Jake & Andy Greenwald talked about on the podcast, we’re just going deeper into these characters, including meeting parents and other family members. We get to see perhaps partially the reason why Little Penis Nick Miller is the way he is now, because he didn’t have the traditional love from his father, and it goes a way here in A Father’s Love that leads to them having a moment with the pants off, strange enough. Schmidt and Cece’s ex-boyfriend, Robby, begin what we can only hope be an actual bromance arc for this season while they try to win back Cece’s love. Those two together may be my new romance I root for every Tuesday; they’re clearly Bunk Bed Buddies, I’m expecting their own spin-off very, very soon. And Schmidt thinking Cece was actually having an Indian Orgy — right after using the term “Slumdoggy-style Millionaire” for his sari-related sexual scenario with Cece — gets New Girl the tally in a down-to-the-wire battle this week. For the second week in a row, I agree with another stellar Mindy tweet. I still can’t believe they use these terms like orgies, Slumdoggy-style millionaire and etc. on network television like this. God Bless the ÜCSB, God bless it.

Verdict: Fox 6, ABC 3

My Antisocial Hero Turns A New Leaf

As much as I love my childhood hero, Kobe Bean Bryant, finally joining the land of felonious comments, jokes and all around madness, it’s sort of let down. I mean, don’t get me wrong, knowing that Kobe, the same lunatic who gave himself the Black Mamba nickname is finally expressing himself in 140 characteristics or less is great, however, it feels as the myth of who Kobe Bryant is finally coming out — maybe a few years too early — on to our computer screens, smartphones and iPads.

Above his first tweet; it’s been said so many times before, “a picture can be worth a thousand words,” well, — in this era — I’m sure the phrase is more like “a tweet is worth a million words (And trolls),” or something close to it. He said it himself, “the antisocial has become social.” Of course, it can simply be viewed as an interesting opening tweet to what we all believe to be one of the best Twitter accounts (For better or worst) of 2013. However, I can only ponder, is the Kobster actually separating from his traditional morals by dipping his toe in the cold-hearted internet and actually becoming social once being introduce to social media the past six months? Over the past several years reading and hearing so many different Kobe stories regarding his lifestyle, I always thought he was this weird, alien-like figure. He can’t be like normal people, he isn’t. He didn’t like going out, not that much a socializer, doesn’t have this pack of friends (Like an entourage like most athletes) around his at all times, among others things.

I had the same theory as Neal over at Got ‘Em Coach, thinking Kobe was this antisocial loner, basketball crazed lunatic who’s obsessed with being the best ever (and most importantly beating MJ), and being in the gym at inhuman hours of the night while having ten to twenty friends in his life, if that many. I still believe most of that, perhaps reason why, though I’ve looked up to this guy all these years, the latter few years because what I perceived him to actually be: similar to me. I’ve slowly realized how similar the two of us are, of course, I’m not this cyborg who’ll get injured and suck it up by immediately carrying on, I’m still complaining about my bad back from my car accident back in October. Yet, we share some of the same traits: the antisocial thing, the all-around weirdness, the competitive drive; I feel, as weird as it sounds, like I had all those characteristics seeded in me and were in their early, early stages, and as I continued to watch Bean over the years, they grew and grew with everything he did. It’s like his actions of weirdness and antisocial acts were the water and sun to mines in their early stages, but in seed form. They’ve grown into something even I perhaps wasn’t expecting.

I call the guy my childhood hero, my idol because he’s the first person I looked up to. Just about whatever he did, I did, too. When he grew the afro, I did it, too. He wore no. 8, I tried to have 8 as my jersey number as well (Though never could, someone always beat me to it). He’d wear some on-court accessory, I’d make the same thing with stuff around the house (Like when I wore a hair scrunchie as a wrist/arm band in the fourth grade). Even now, I’ve noticed the past several months I’ve picked up on chewing my shirts as he does his jerseys. All those were easy things I’d do just to be like Kob, but the others things, the things that actually shape who I am in this world, those are the ones I actually, I know it sounds crazy, but cherish, knowing we actually share the same characteristics traits.

So when he decides he wants to venture out to Facebook and Twitter and social media, it sort of takes away some feeling inside of me of how I perceived him past our similar characteristic traits. Like, the mysteriousness of who Kobe is outside of the things we all already knew will change. It’s sort of fun talking with others explaining how we all think Kobe is off the court and the outrageous things he’d do just from the outrageous things we’ve seen him do and say. Or maybe it’s all in my head, him joining Twitter will take us to another level of who Kobe Bryant is for the better. Learning he perhaps is more like the rest of us after all. I’m amazed of what I’ve learned the past few weeks and months so far, from his acupuncture therapy, Miles Davis and Ghandi quotes, his diet to his throwback photos of himself, this is an amazing experience, actually. And we’re just in the early stages, maybe if the mysteriousness dissipates, it’s all worth it… especially after this! Man, he even trolls like the rest of us. Oh, Kobe. Keep it coming, sir.

Mamba Out.

The Breakthrough

2012 is finally gone, and we’re off to see what 2013 has to offer (Probably not much given I don’t trust odd number years). Five or ten years from now, when I look back at 2012, a few things will come to mind: the year the world was suppose to end but didn’t, the year a part of me died the night LeBron James won his first championship, the year my favorite artist impregnated a fucking Kardashian, the year I was in a car accident and the year I finally won a fantasy football championship. Chances are five or ten years from now, I’ll remember the latter first.

I’ve been playing fantasy football for six or seven years; every year it starts with some sort of great expectations but always ended in some depressing fashion; even when I was blessed with some of the greatest players during their historic seasons: had LaDainian Tomlinson the year he broke the touchdown record (31), 1,815 rushing yards (2,323 from yards of scrimmage), 418.3 total fantasy points scored; Tom Brady AND Randy Moss the year they went 16-0 and broke the various records they did, Brady the single-season TD record (50), Moss the single-season TD reception record (23), 685.34 combined total fantasy points; I even had the Rob Gronkowski last year when he broke tight end records in touchdowns (17) and yards (1,327) — though this finally breaking the Tracy McGrady Curse (Losing in the first round of the playoffs) — it did lead to some more biter disappointment at season’s end like all the others. So many years with quality players putting up amazing record-breaking stats on my teams and not tasting the fantasy football champagne goes to show how flooky this stuff is, or how I’m not into architecting football team.

So many years of failure prior to this season was in the back of my mind coming into my drafts for my two respective leagues. NFL.com team called the “FriendZoners” and my ESPN.com team was “3HunnaKewl.” After my players were drafted, I though for sure the FZers were going to get me over the hump, I even went as far as saying that was the best drafting I’ve done. That team included Gronk, Robert Griffin III (Who I amazingly didn’t start until at least week 3), Steve Smith (Panthers), Ryan Matthews, Matthew Stafford, Houston’s Defense/Special Teams and more. The team finished eighth with a depressing 5-9 record. Yikes. Disappointment was an understatement. And in the other I had the likes of Cam Newton, Arian Foster (Who I took no. 1 overall), Jimmy Graham among other potential break players like Torrey Smith, Dez Bryant, Michael Crabtree and one unforeseen rookie breakout in Alfred Morris, plus Danny Amendola off waivers sometime into the season — we still started 2-5.

Staring into another terrible ESPN league debacle at 4-7, there seem to be no hope in sight. Then, all of a sudden, we’re off. We exploded for 169 points in Week 12 on the team who won my division when just the week before we put together a whopping 52 points. Won our second consecutive in Week 13 and in Week 14, the regular season finale, somehow got past the team who finished with best record (12-2) with a 134-128 victory led by Cam Netwon’s 49 points. Finished .500 at 7-7 and, in our league — ironically called “The Greats League” — that was good for a 3-seed. The playoffs begun with me having quite a bit of optimism, but not a ounce of showed arrogance or even confidence of my chances being atop the fantasy mountain. First playoff game winning by 39, then the second showed another breakout from someone on 3HunnaKewl, Dez Bryant’s 49 points assured us a 96-78 W and my first fantasy football championship birth.

3HunnaKewl Bracket

The quiet confidence continued to rise, I even found exact parallels to Mark Cuban and his 2011 Mavs team where he went without talking (publicly) during their whole playoff run leading to his first title. Playing the same team (The GuangDong Ballers — not making this up) for the third time who had MVP candidate Peyton Manning kept me grounded, though I knew it was only a matter of time. With only the Cowboys-Redskins NFC East Title Winner-Take-All Game for Sunday Night Football left to play, I was trailing 104-102 with Morris and Bryant yet to play. I knew. It’s like at the end of NBA Finals clincher when sometime in the fourth quarter the guys on the bench know the trophy is theres. But not before I had one more player — fourth forty-point game during the final six weeks — go off for an explosion in the title game. Alfred Morris gives me a 45-point game in the 154-104 championship clincher, plus 33 from Crabtree.

FF Trophy So many years of the fantasy football nightmares came to an end during SNF; I’d be lying saying I didn’t get a tad emotional. And yes, I know it seems stupid given it’s only fantasy football, but what can I say, I’ve spent a lot of energy, time and care into my fantasy teams over the years. Going so long without reaching the top of that mountain always didn’t sit well with me, like driving on the road and be suddenly cutoff my some idiotic driver on the road, your head wants to explode. And now, all those frustations disappeared. Might have to go out on top and retire from fantasy football. Who am I kidding? I’ll be back come August/September looking forward to defending my crown — sort of. But for right now, I’m just glad I got that monkey off my back and one fantasy football title under my belt.

DJ’s 30-30 Music Project

2003 was the year I believe I was unleashed onto music. That was the year 50 Cent came around and had everyone wearing bulletproof vests in the spring, Beyonce destroyed the summer and by the fall, I begun watching music videos full-time. I remember sitting at home during either spring break or summer break watching videos on BET and my mom noticing and asking me something to this effect: “Oh, you’re into music videos now?” I always was a late bloomer — basketball, wrestling, girls, drinking water — maybe why she asked that then; but 2003 I feel is the year I started remotely caring about music. Each year it grew: 2004 (I think) I was put onto WinMX though could NEVER figure it out to work only leading to me starting my Limewire career (Miss you old, pal!); 2005 I started my Top-3 Albums of the Year series; 2006 started checking hip-hop websites and getting into Skillz’s Yearly Rap-Ups; 2007 and 2008 going further into websites and blogs while perfecting Limewire; 2009 being the year music video viewing began only an internet thing; 2010 in full blog/download-everything-in-sight mode and officially retiring from Limewire and so on and so on after that leading to now. From January to December, twelve months, 365 days, over well over 50 albums/mixtapes/EPs downloaded, 4795215804208638 KBs used — it all leads to this. What stood out, what was great, what sucked and so for from my iPod. Most of my time throughout the year is dedicated to downloading mixtapes (Waiting for No DJ versions, too), Googling grouprips (Waiting for iTunes versions), download and re-downloading random songs/singles, reading crazy comments on hip-hop blogs and so much more.

All that is the main reason why I spend so much time listening to music throughout a 365 day — other than being a music addict — at work, at school, at the gym, at home, on the toilet — it all leads to my Top-3 Albums of the Year. This year, same thing, but we’re adding an extra wrinkle this time around — DJ’s 30-30 Music Project: Going to name ten of my favorite [official] albums, fifteen mixtapes and five EPs and maybe one extra project to hit my thirty-one just because (For obvious reasons) plus my favorite thirty (or thirty-one) songs of 2012. Of course, this isn’t an easy task, especially when I have a thing for procrastinating until the very last minute to listen to stuff — I have a playlist on iTunes called “Listen II” designated for me to know what exactly what various albums/mixtapes/EPs from throughout the year I haven’t yet listen to but need to. Admitting now there’s stuff I haven’t gotten to and won’t listen to before the deadline (This post going up). Fun fact: I still have stuff from last year I haven’t touched yet. The criteria straight forward, my favorite stuff from the year, plus stuff I felt was pretty good even if I only gave one or two spins. I had to throw in a certain song from certain albums/mixtapes just to have at least one song from a great tape or album; sort of similar to voting NBA All-Stars, a team with better records are guaranteed an all-star or two. A lot of hip-hip and rap, of course, but a goal of mines over the years was to listen to more and more R&B and rock and indie/alternative by the years. There’s so much hip-hop, yet, not signs of Two Necklaces on this list — how I want it to be. So, here we go:

Albums (No order after 3):

  1. good kid, m.A.A.d city – Kendrick Lamar
  2. channel ORANGE – Frank Ocean
  3. Life is Good - Nas
  4. Food and Liquor II: The Great American Rap Album – Lupe Fiasco
  5. Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors – Big Boi
  6. Coexist – The xx
  7. Cruel Summer – G.O.O.D. Music
  8. Kaleidoscope Dream – Miguel
  9. WZRD – WZRD
  10. The Last Adventure – Murs and 9th Wonder
  11. Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head – T.I. (Bonus)

Mixtapes:

  1. Habits & Contradictions – Schoolboy Q
  2. Control System – Ab-Soul
  3. Detroit – Big Sean
  4. Royalty – Childish Gambino
  5. 1999 – Joey Bada$$
  6. Yellow Album – Dom Kennedy
  7. Rich Forever – Rick Ross
  8. Popular Culture – XV
  9. The Soul Tape 2 – Fabulous
  10. Blue Chips - Action Bronson & Party Supplies
  11. Rare Chandeliers – Action Bronson
  12. 4eva N A Day – Big KRIT
  13. Taylor Allderdice – Wiz Khalifa
  14. Lord$ Never Worry – A$AP Mob
  15. Attack the Block – Talib Kweli & Z- Trip

EPs:

  1. Joy & Pain – ANTHM
  2. Express OG EP – Cocaine 80s
  3. End of Daze EP – Dum Dum Girls
  4. TNGHT EP – TNGHT
  5. Boiling Point – Tech N9ne

Songs (No order):

  1. Pretty Flacko – A$AP Rocky
  2. Terrorists Threats – Ab-Soul f/ Jhené Aiko & Danny Brown
  3. Fire We Make – Alicia Keys & Maxwell
  4. She Said OK – Big Boi f/ Theophilus London & Tre Luce
  5. A Man – Blu & Exile
  6. My Type of Party – Dom Kennedy
  7. Gold Alpinas – Dom Kennedy f/ Rick Ross
  8. Pyramids – Frank Ocean
  9. Thinkin Bout You – Frank Ocean
  10. Pink Matter – Frank Ocean f/ André 3000
  11. Waves – Joey Bada$$
  12. Bands A Maker Her Dance – Juicy J
  13. White Dress – Kanye West
  14. Clique – Big Sean, Jay-Z & Kanye West
  15. New God Flow – Pusha T & Kanye West f/ Ghostface Killa
  16. Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe – Kendrick Lamar
  17. Swimming Pools (Drank) – Kendrick Lamar
  18. Cartoons & Cereal – Kendrick Lamar f/ Gunplay
  19. Strange Fruition – Lupe Fiasco
  20. Lamborghini Angels – Lupe Fiasco
  21. Adorn – Miguel
  22. Use Me – Miguel
  23. Do You… Miguel
  24. Bye Baby – Nas
  25. Sixteen – Rick Ross f/ André 3000
  26. Hands on the Wheel – Schoolboy Q f/ A$AP Rocky
  27. ROC – The-Dream
  28. Angels – The xx
  29. Stay Schemin’ – Rick Ross f/ Drake & French Montana
  30. Choppas On Deck – A$AP Ferg
  31. Brake – WZRD (Bonus)

ÜCSB Week 6: Where’s Your Christmas Spirit?

New Girl S2, E11

Earlier today I stumbled onto another Top-25 courtesy of Complex Magazine, but this time it was The 25 Best TV Shows of 2012.  The thing is, Complex is notorious for their dubious lists ranging from music, television shows, Jordans, porn stars and etc. Most people always have gripes with their particular lists; it’s like dropping your smartphone on your face while you’re lying down as you text with it over your head – it never fails to happen. And even though I knew that going in before clicking the link, I just thought I’d see at least one of our ÜCSB shows discussed here almost every week; but I didn’t. Was a little disappointed, but then again, there are only three shows I watch on there anyway, so I can’t be that upset. I understand these Tuesday shows are going against the grain a little bit given their network channel comedies (Not named Modern Family and Parks & Recreation) attempting to forge their own identity and stories when sitcoms are just now trying to resurrect themselves in different formats. I’m quite confident, at the rate they’re going, the three-featured shows here will be on that list next year – and if not, I’m going to have a chat with someone over at Complex:

(Week 6 Notes: Last week of head-to-heads before our mini hiatus)

  • The Mindy Project: With Christmas two weeks away and it being the giving season, Fox decided to take this night to give us their gift of our Tuesday night sitcoms cladded in Christmas-themed adventures, antidotes and awkwardness. The Mindy Project centered around Mindy throwing a Christmas shindig at her apartment only to learn Josh has been, supposedly, two-timing her with his ex/current(?) girlfriend played by another Office star Mindy keeps in her back pocket, Ellie Kemper. Have I mentioned I love Ellie Kemper? She’s funny no matter what she’s on. But I’m still fond of her playing the deathly hot, slow receptionist who had to follow the legend for a paper company we still scratch our heads at night wondering how is it still in business here in 2012. Yet, Ellie playing the semi-psycho ex-girlfriend and getting into a fight with Mindy with kitchen appliances did it for me in my 9:00 hour post-New Girl fix. However, the funniest thing for me was my “Less Likely MVP,” Morgan, leaving me nearly in stiches with his simple and seemingly exhausted, “Damn” when laying his eyes on Josh for the first time. Mindy didn’t disappoint that much, and with the little bit of hockey at the beginning of the episode, I’m sure she’s gaining respect and viewers from depressed NHL fans this winter.
  • Happy Endings: ABC decided to wait a week to air Endings’ holiday episode, perhaps realizing their rival over on fox is truly outshining them in performance (And in ratings last week). Sort of upset because it would’ve been a clean sweep as far the this battle going head-to-head for the three major Fall holidays (Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas) on the same night, but, like Dave surprisingly showing up to the Mr. Kerkovich’s twenty anniversary party to Alex’s chagrin, things doesn’t always go as planned. Was upset at the storyline Max was in last week, so writers and producers must have heard my thoughts and placed him and Penny in their own storyline (especially centered around Penny’s awkwardness) that screams Penny and Max all over wins me every single time. It was sure good to see where Alex gets her, uh, Alex-like traits from in her mother, and seeing Mr. K still resent Dave and Alex’s wedding day after having to pay tons of money for it like the father of the bride should. Truly believe Endings is still hitting on various jokes week after week, but still coming up short. It’s like they’re in a slight decline every week to the point is the Dancing with the Stars thing is affecting them. Hopefully they’ll come back strong for next week, knowing their luck of late, it will with Fox off – or maybe that’s just what they need at this point.
  • New Girl: Doesn’t Olivia Munn look great with the rest of the cast? Like, she goes perfectly with the rest of those lunatics. I don’t know how long she’s going to last on here, but I’m really starting to get use to seeing her on New Girl – and I’m of course enjoying see her and those freckles on Tuesdays now while I wait for The Newsroom to makes its triumphant return in June. Having her be a regular on two of my favorite shows is never problem. I’m still not use to Sloan Sabbith being this Über adventurous stripper in 24/7 YOLO mode which Nick has trouble getting use to, though, but I can adjust like he’s doing so far. The gang going to three different Christmas parties in one night to learn how to further assess their current situations with each other along the show’s arch while Jess ponder if she should get back with the pediatrics doctor only to meet black Santa left me a little bit moving to my normal Tuesday 9pm joy and appreciation even for a holiday-themed episode. But that’s New Girl’s role at this point, right? Then again, most of it this week was due to Olivia Munn doing lap dances and flashing hospital workers. I work at a hospital, how come I don’t get flashed when I’m at work? I need this answered! But that’s just it, why this show should’ve been on the list of best 2012 TV shows – they continue to produce excellence each week like the others do.

Verdict: Fox 5, ABC 2. We’re off until early January, folks! Hopefully Happy Endings will makes this interesting, or I’ll stop being so damn bias.. which ever comes first, I guess.